♪ Camp Lakebottom, where the zombies drool ♪
[scream]
♪ Cape Lakebottom, where the spooks are cool ♪
♪ Cape Lakebottom, don't eat that food ♪
♪ Cape Lakebottom, bring your monster attitude ♪
♪ Camp! Lakebottom! Yeah! ♪
♪ Camp! Lakebottom! ♪
COCKADOODLE DOO!
[squawks]
McGEE: Dear Mom... Camp has really changed me.
I'll never call anyone chicken again.
[rooster crowing]
What is up with that chicken!
He's been crowing all night!
[rooster crowing]
That's it, pal!
Ah!
You've cockadoodled your last doo!
[grunting]
What's up, McGee?
Get lost on the way to the outhouse again?
That cluck head has woken me up every night this week.
[rooster crowing]
[snoring]
What?
This thing squawks all night and now it wants to sleep?
Time to scramble your eggs, chicken.
Actually, that's a rooster.
They don't lay eggs. Whatever.
COCKADOODLE DOOOO!
Ha!
How d'ya like that, bird brain?
[squawks]
Uh... Not so much.
[screams]
Guys be careful. You're scaring it!
[loud squawking]
I better not hear another peep outta you!
No chicken messes with McGee.
Rooster. Whatever.
[wolf howling]
[growling]
[growling] Huh?
[screams]
[snoring]
[screams]
Something trashed der kitchen,
ate all der mattress popcorn,
knocked Sawyer's block off
and tried to make a Sasquatch omelette!
It was terrifying!
And conditioning!
Giant egg goop? Pecking ze popcorn?
[gasp] Ve may be dealing with...
a Were‐Chicken!
You campers didn't happen to run into
a wild chicken last night, didja?
Does a mutant rooster count?
So...
one of you may already carry der Were‐Chicken curse!
A Were‐Chicken?
That's crazy, even for Camp Lakebottom.
[diabolical laugh] Crazy, huh?
Prepare yourselves for a terrifying tale
from der old country...
Long ago a farmer in der village of Freizuncoold
vas attacked by his chickens under an egg moon.
That night the farmer went thru der change.
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Cockadoodle doo!
He became a half‐man, half‐chicken monster,
doomed to peck the night away as a were‐chicken.
Cockadoodle Duh‐‐
Enough with der cockadoodle doos!
The only way to reverse the curse
is a potion made with the creature's own tail feather.
Yikes!
We'll be keeping an eye on you...
We're not taking the blame for that psycho cluck head.
Gear up, Bottom Dwellers.
We're goin' on a chicken hunt!
Rooster. Whatever.
Whoa!
[laughter]
Buttsquat. McGee.
Suzi. Gretchen.
Squirt!
[crickets chirping]
What's the matter, Buttsnot?
Take a wrong turn at Dorksville?
We're postering for Camp Sunny Smiles'
3D Monster Movie Night.
Hey! You guys should come!
Oh, but it says here, No Bottom Dwellers...
[sarcastic] Too bad!
[laughter]
WILD HORSES COULDN'T DRAG ME TO YOUR STUPID MOVIE!
We've got horses?
This popcorn is great.
Will you please stop eating the bait?
Mmmm. It is good...
Alright!
Time to catch ourselves a were‐chicken.
[chewing noise]
We'd have more luck if you weren't still
[shouting] loudly chewing popcorn!
Aw, cute! [belches]
Not so cute.
[crash]Ah!
Gotcha!
Now we wait till it turns into a were‐chicken!
Rooster! Whatever.
[groaning]
[snoring]
COCKADOODLE‐
[whimpering]
MMMM!
This popcorn trail is delicious.
I can't believe you got us lost!
ME?
You're the one who wanted to put up ALL the posters!
Huh?
I'm gonna find my own way back to camp!
You can stay here and eat dirty popcorn all night.
[mimicking] Hmph, you can eat dirty popcorn all night.
[wolf howls]
[screams] Wait for me!
[growling]
What was that?
Probably just your brother in his jammies.
I see you, McG‐‐ Aaaahhh!
[screams]
[out of breath] Monster Chicken!
Razor claws!
Proud, powerful beak!
And it took my tiara!
[gasp]
How will everyone know you're a princess?
I don't get it, the rooster is still locked up!
Hey Gang. What'd I miss?
My Tiara!
The popcorn! The were‐chicken!
Huh? [screaming]
But I'm not the‐
Aha! I knew it was you!
I told you we would be watching you!
Take him away boys!
Ah!
C'mon, you guys. This is crazy.
I am not the Were‐Chicken!
Oh sure!
Just taking a midnight tiara stroll, were we?
I woke up hungry, went for popcorn
and found Suzi's crown thingie!
Relax, McGee.
The moment you turn chicken,
I bonk you with my mallet, pluck your tail feather
and pop it in this bottle to finish der antidote.
Easy Peezy.
Und if der antidote doesn't work,
we make hearty Camper McGee‐noodle soup.
Also easy peezy.
Mmm, that sounds yummy ‐
WHAAAAT? [gagging]
Ah ha! He's changing!
Ooh, do I have time to get my camera?
[gasping]
C'mon guys, it was just a piece of popcorn.
[all groan]
It's only a matter of time.
[painful growl]
Oh no... [groan]
Stay back! [groan]
I think I'm starting to change!
Here it comes!
[farts]
Ugh! Eeeuuw!
[sniff] Buttery...
Gotcha! [laughs]
I couldn't resist...
[gasp] Look!
We are not going to fall for another one of your tricks!
No joke this time! Turn around!
[groaning]
[loud squawking]
Now that's a chicken.
That's no chicken, that's ‐ that's GRET‐CHICK!
[loud squawking]
Head's up! [giggles]
[loud squawking]
Body! What are you doing?
Go the other way!
[sighs] I tried to warn me.
[loud squawking]
Time for plucking.
Ah!
[loud explosions]
[loud squawking]
Squirt, get me outta here!
Rosebud, I'll need the antidote.
All it needs is der butt feather. Thanks...
Now to Camp Sunny Smiles!
Ooh!
While you're over there, see if they have any waffles!
I gotta feeling the Gretchick is after
the only other monster more evil and squawky than she is...
my sister!
♪ Dun dun dunnn! ♪
[♪]
The 3‐D on this movie
is supposed to be totally in your face!
[mouth full] Helloooo, START THE MOVIE!
Uh oh.
This movie is about to have a giant chicken in it!
No spoilers!
[growling]
[loud roaring]
It's like it's coming right at us!
[loud squawking]
Gretchen, I know you're in there.
Suzi may be a pain in the butt
but she's still my sister so can you, you not hurt her?
[sad groan]
BO‐RING!
Fast forward to the good stuff!
[loud squawking]
Whoa, eggorama splatovision!
[loud squawking]
Whoa, Gretchick! Whoa!
Is it me or does that actor riding the chicken
look like my brother?
Yeah right!
Your dorky brother could never ride a monster chicken!
[loud squawking]
[cheering]
Wow!
It's almost like you can reach out and touch them!
Hey! Pick your own nose!
[loud squawking]
You want some popcorn!
It's got special topping!
[squawks]
[loud squawking]
Gretchen! You okay?
[gulp]
[sigh] You've got to try this popcorn.
The movie was lame but that 3D was intense!
How come nerdlinger Gretchen gets to be in a movie
and I don't?
I'm gonna get her... No!
I'd make a way better chicken.
Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck!
[screams]
Man, that is one crazy chicken!
Rooster! Whatever.
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